10. Me and my lyircs

I have recently been diagnosed with a disease/syndrome/whatever you want to call it. I have lyricslexia, aka a made up word for my incompetence at listening to a song and understanding the lyrics. No matter how hard I try, I can listen with all my might, but the words just don't come to me. Instead I hear a slish-slosh of constants and vowels creating new words or not at all, leaving me to sing "I wanna live on a picture frame" instead of "I wanna ride on a big jet plane"... slightly embarrassing to say the least. However, I am not a completely lost cause for it just takes me to look up and read the lyrics for me to break the disease/syndrome/whatever you want to call it, but sadly only one song at a time.